Eternal Life A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he - TopicsExpress



          

Eternal Life A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish. The guy thinks for a moment and says, I want to live forever. Sorry, said the genie, Im not allowed to grant eternal life. OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt. You crafty little bastard, said the genie. . .
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 03:01:41 +0000

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