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FACTS Every Guy Should Know....about girlfriends! » 1.Whatever you do, dont just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. Dont cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldnt even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them theyre beautiful. 5. Dont refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, its because theyre jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Dont be afraid to touch them if you want to. If theyre going out with you in the first place, its because they like being in your arms. 8. If you dont sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, dont tell your friends that you did. (very important). 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it... 10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales. 11. Most of them dont mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know youre a honeypot. 11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! 12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a very precious gift, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if its not a serious relationship. 13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If youre dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you arent dropping her off, call to be sure shes home safely. 14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the s**t out of him. 15. If youre talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. 16. Never, ever slap her, even if its just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, Oh, youre so dumb or something, never make any gestures back. 17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesnt care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. 18. Youre dead meat if you cant get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. 19. Dont flirt with their moms...thats just freaky. 20. Dont be freaked out when they fart. Its not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be understanding. 21. If you dont like the way they drive, you do it. 22. If youre officially dating, and youre introducing her to your friends, youd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. 23. Dont stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you. 24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked. 25. Girls are fragile. Even if youre play fighting/ wrestling, be very gentle. 26. Memorize their god damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and youre basically screwed for life. 27. Dont marinade the cologne, but smell good. 28. Dont give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentines day. It doesnt have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. 29. If you think the relationship isnt going to last, dont wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out. 30. After youve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.......so be careful! DONT FORGET TO HIT THE LIKE BUTTON FEEL FREE TO SHARE!!!
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 06:55:47 +0000

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