FREE TO A GOOD HOME... One giant overgrown man child who gets drunk and urinates on new lounge suits. Very reliable, will continue to impress with his childlike behaviour and do the same thing repeatedly, therefore suited to a home with other small children and puppies. Likes to go for walks, usually alone at night wasted and will often sit in bus stops and take stupid looking selfies in stupid looking singlets at stupid hours of the morning therefore a home with no curfew, rules, need for respect or any basic human life skills that are taught after the age of 3 is appropriate. Needs lots of work with basic commands ie like how to socialise without getting blind drunk with every loser in a surf club-many he doesnt even know but just inherits as he becomes the last child standing,sit and stay he understands as long as its not at home being a responsible husband and father. If your looking for a new addition to your family who is guaranteed to never grow up, continue to disappoint, promise the world and deliver an atlas and literally drive you to the point of a nervous breakdown which you still havent recovered from after 4 months then DAVID ROUND is just what your looking for. Home required immediately as current one is fresh out of patience and getting locks changed. If your interested in being exhausted both mentally and physically, like repeating yourself week after week and have excellent cleaning skills please inbox me ASAP. Nappies not included.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 18:07:03 +0000
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