First of all, someone should help me hail all theseELENUcomedians who runs thereBASKETMOUTHas if they want to singACAPELLA. I warn clowns to stop impersonating real comedians because, if IBASHthem, evenALIBABAwill not be able to separate us, because its eitherI-GO-DYEorI-GO-SAVE. I was once high onGORDONSspark and I wore aSENATOR’ssuit. I went on to approach a lady; she possess aBABY FACElikeTEJU, as gorgeous as aPRINCESSand as fair as the ladyBOVIused for his comedy skits. She told me her name is Ayo butAYfor short and because she talks too much her friends calls herTATAFO. WithPENCILand sheet of paper with me, I requested for her mobile number. Just as she was about calling it out, a man in military uniform, as tall asAKPOROROwith beards likeOSAMAwalked in. He told me to leave, introducing himself as the lady’s boyfriend, she nodded in confirmation. But as a sharp guy, I wanted to claimAJEBOby formingSHAKARAwith my head raised likeOMOBABAolowo, I told him – ‘YAWmehn! Don’t you know me, amMC DANIBOY’. Before I could blink, he gave me a resounding slap, and even after 3 days, it wasSTILL RINGING. Not until I metSEYILAW,who told me to consult theOMINIscience, after which I walked likeDE-DON. EvenGBENGA ADEYINKAhad no choice than to invite me for shows where I ,met the likes of JULIUS AGWU,OKEYBAKASSIand the rest. But when I woke up, it was just a dream!!!
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