For one school wey dey naija.. Teacher: The first son of Adam was - TopicsExpress

For one school wey dey naija.. Teacher: The first son of Adam was named?.. Akpos: Adamu.Cool Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko- haram throws a bomb. What will you do? Akpos: i will stop assuming….. Teacher; what is a verb? Akpos; a verb is a valve in a bicycle tyre Teacher; what are u sayin? Akpos; its a complete sentence sir Teacher; are u mad? Akpos; its a question sir Teacher; dont be stupid Akpos; its an advice sir Teacher; stop that nonsence! Akpos; its a command sir Teacher; U are an idiot Akpos; its an insult sir Teacher; get out of my class! Akpos; its an order sir Teacher; oh goodness!,,, what a boy!,,, Akpos; its an exclamation sir Teacher; may God hav mercy on U Akpos; its a prayer sir …. the teacher fainted!!