Four Confessions on a Friday... 63. I wish that we could collectively make a rule that conversations about TV shows cannot commence until 36 hours after airing so we can all respect the DVR factor. That way I don’t have to plug my ears and make noises in front of total strangers. 64. I think there are really only two types of famous bald men—highly athletic, young, and attractive and then there is funny looking, old bald men. Whenever “what celebrity do you resemble” is played, I jump 10-12 attractive points, mostly because of this phenomenon. Who do I look like? I have gotten (yes, I acknowledge the absurdity of this as I write it) Vin Diesel, Andre Agassi, Chris Daughtry, and even Mike Bibby (non-NBA fans, commence Googling). I am almost old enough for this paradigm to begin shifting to James Carville or Danny Devito. I can only hope for Bruce Willis…or even a shirtless Vladimir Putin. 65. I worry that the news is getting sadder and sadder. True story, I was driving home last week and I was going to put on the news, but I said aloud “too sad” and then put on a podcast about dying. non-advertising note: check out “Stuff You Should Know” podcasts stuffyoushouldknow/). Its great. 66. Flowers are a great way to say I love you. In reality, they’re an even better way of saying I have a better spouse than my coworkers. Gotta get down on Friday --R. Black
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 13:10:28 +0000
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