GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS: WELL TODAY IS THANKSGIVING DAY AND I - TopicsExpress



          

GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS: WELL TODAY IS THANKSGIVING DAY AND I HAVE SO VERY MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR. I AM ALIVE, THATS NUMBER ONE, LOL LOL AT MY AGE I NEVER KNOW WHEN GOD IS GOING TO TAKE ME HOME. SPENDING THE DAY WITH MY FAMILY WHICH ISNT MUCH LEFT NOW, MY BROTHER JACK AND NIECE MICHELLE, ROBERT HENRY, MYSELF. MY OTHER SON LIONEL IS GOING TO NEW YORK WITH HIS WIFE TO BE WITH HER FAMILY. SINCE HER MOTHER DIED I THINK IT IS ONLY RIGHT HE SPENDS SOME TIME WITH THEM. I BELIEVE WHEN SONS GROW UP AND GET MARRIED, MOTHER COMES SECOND, THE WIFE SHOULD ALWAYS COME FIRST. I NEVER WISH TO INTERFERE IN THEIR LIFE. ISNT IT WONDERFUL TO BE ABLE TO LOVE. (WARM FEELINGS FOR ANOTHER PERSON) FAMILY (A GROOUP OF PEOPLE RELATED BY BLOOD) WE MAY ARGUE AND FIGHT EACH OTHER, BUT TODAY IS LOVE DAY. I WANT ANYONE ANGRY WITH THEIR BROTHER, SISTER, MOTHER OR FATHER TO GO TO THE SEA OF FORGIVENESS AND THROW IT AWAY. THROW IT IN THE KITCHEN SINK, THROW IT ANYPLACE, BUT GET RID OF THE ANGER. NO ONE KNOWS WHERE WE WILL BE NEXT YEAR, BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW ONE THING, IF IM NOT HERE NEXT YEAR, I HAVE TRULY ENJOYED WRITING THESE POSTS EACH AND EVERY DAY. I HAVE MADE SO MANY NEW FRIENDS AND I LOVE IT. SITTING HERE GIVES ME SUCH PLEASURE AND READING ALL OUR DIFFERENT OPINIONS MAKES ME SO VERY PROUD. WE ARE A GREAT RACE AND I WILL DIE BELIEVING THAT. I DONT USE THE WORD B K - I CALL US MIXED AND I WANT ALL OUR MIXED SISTERS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT SIZE, ITS WHAT YOU HAVE ON THE INSIDE THAT MAKES YOU SO BEAUTIFUL. A MAN WANTS A WOMAN THAT HE CAN TRUST AND COMMUNICATE WITH. BEAUTY IS NOT EVERYTHING. I LIKE TO THINK MY BEAUTY IS WITHIN. WE DONT HAVE TO BE BOOTY SHAKING AND SHOWING OUR BREASTS TO BE BEAUTIFUL. IT ALL STARTS WITH THE MIND. TO MY MIXED BROTHERS, I SAY THAT EVERYTHING I HEARD GROWNING UP WAS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT. WE DONT WISH TO BE FATHERS, WE WANT TO JUST GET INTO A WOMANS PANTIES AND DONT WISH TO SUPPORT OUR CHIDLREN. BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT. I HAVE MET THE MOST DYNAMIC MIXED BROTHERS IN THE WORLD. I WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT YOUR FIGHT AND STAND ALONGSIDE OF YOU AND SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE JUST AS STRONG, RESPECTABLE AS ANY OTHER MAN. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU MY BROTHERS AND I WANT YOU TO CONTINUE THIS FIGHT. I DO NOT WISH TO SEE ANY MORE OF YOU SHOT DOWN JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE MIXED. TODAY I SAY HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE WHO READS MY POST AND MY LOVE IS OVERWHELMING ON THIS DAY AND EVERY OTHER DAY FOR MY PEOPLE. WE SHALL MAKE CHANGE AND LIFE WILL GET BETTER. THATS A PROMISE. GOD BLESS PLEASE ENJOY THE SMILE FOR THE DAY. THIS IS HILARIOUS 10 RULES FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER AT MY HOUSE 1. Dont get in line asking questions about the food. Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you wont be able to eat anything. 2. If you cant walk or are missing any limbs, sit your tail down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate. 3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little asses to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not gonna tear my damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until its time for Uncle John to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that they are bleeding to death, I will open up a can of whoop ass! 4. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE! We do not care that you are thankful that your 14 year old daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of jail. Save that talk for somebody who gives a damn. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes. 5. Finish everything on your plate before you go up for seconds! If you dont, you will be cursed out and asked to stay your greedy tail home next year! 6. BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Dont let me catch you fixing yourself a plate in my good Tupperware knowing damn well that I will never see it again! Furthermore, if you didnt bring anything over, dont let me catch you making a plate period or there will be a misunderstanding. 7. What you came with is what you should leave with!! Do not leave my house with anything that doesnt belong to you. EVERYBODY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A BODY SEARCH COMING AND GOING OUT OF MY DOMAIN!!! 8. Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house. This is not a DAYCARE CENTER ! There will be a kid-parent roll call every ten minutes. Any parent that is not present at the time of roll call, your child will be put outside until you come and get him or her. After 24 hours, I will call DHS on your ignorant ass!! 9. BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME Here. There will be no sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat dinner and take your ass home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICKED THE HELL OUT AT 11:00 pm. You will get a 15 minute warning bell ring. 10. Last but not least! ONE PLATE PER PERSON!! This is not a soup kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family until Christmas dinner! You will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropriate amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash register at the door. Thanks to cousin Al and his greedy ass family, we now have a credit card machine! So VISA and MASTERCARD are now being accepted. NO FOOD STAMP CARDS YET! I TRULY HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE. HAPPY THANKSGIVING......
Posted on: Thu, 27 Nov 2014 10:31:04 +0000

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