Good afternoon President Tsvangirai I know I find you well because God is on our side and if he is for us, who could ever dare to stand against us? I just have a few matters to bring to your attention: (1) It is clear that the medical entity that you entrusted with matters of your health turned against you and collaborated with ZanuPf press and CIOs to soil your good name. That Mr President, is unacceptable. Accordingly, I recommend that you entrust your health matters to loyal sons and daughters of the struggle just as much as we, the sons and daughters of this struggle, have entrusted our legal requirements into the hands of Douglas Mwonzora, a tried and tested lawyer who only yesterday juggled the legal ball and dribbled past a dumbfounded Mangoma in court. We are not only blessed with lawyers in the party, I am convinced that through God providence, loyal medical practitioners are available for your picking. I will explain at the end of this letter the rationale behind this. (2) If the news reports from VOA News are anything to go by, I am concerned that one notorious policeman from the Law & Order section is said to have accessed and removed records of your treatment at the now discredited Trauma Centre. Whilst one can only speculate on the implications of this blatant breach of law in terms of doctor-patient confidentiality, it does not require a degree for one to assume that that record is going to be altered and medical conditions that suit the establishments agenda inserted in a bid to discredit and continue on their part of attacking you probably on behalf of their Renewals Cousins. (3) I have just gathered that the nurse that is alleged to have helped you escape from their rotten and compromised excuse for a medical facility has been suspended for aiding you. I suggest that you get in touch with that person and be the father of the struggle that you have always been as I am convinced that he/she is being persecuted because of who you are. ( 4), I hereby relate an incident that has prompted me to write to you. A long time ago, a certain man that had done certain things appeared at the local headmans court over those things. It was in that court or after the man had exited that court that he was heard to boast that nothing could be done to him as he had done what he had done on behalf of someone powerful, probably the king. The man who had a terminal illness that required him to check into a local healing place went there only to find that his regular healer was unavailable without explanation. This forced the man who had boasted to be treated by another healer who was ready. The proxy healer went on to look at the mans record and to carry out tests on him. This writer does not know what instrument the healer used because had it been something that had happened in this day and age, a doctor at Lusaka Hospital would have pulled out his stethoscope and all. So our healer went on to prescribe the normal herbs that the boasting man always too, at least the herbs he was given looked exactly the same. The boasting man took his dosage in the presence of the healer before leaving. A few hours later, the boasting man was back at the shrine very sick. The proxy healer who had healed him had disappeared, in fact, not a single soul at the shrine know about his earlier presence, his identity or his location at that moment. Thus the boastful man died under staged circumstances. It is on these grounds Mr President that we must have our own loyal doctors to attend to you, doctors that are loyal to the ethics of their call of duty and loyal to the struggle. (5) Lastly, I wish you and our First Lady, a Happy Sabbath. Yours faithfully Esau Milanzi (The Zambian boot-licking for MdcT from across the mighty Zambezi River) CC: MdcT boot-licker Polite Musarurwa,
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 13:12:38 +0000