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Good morning every Soyan,those at home,in the daspora,in schools and colleges and those in jail.Some 64 Soyans,who happen to be Facebook to the admin have an advantage over the others,because they are reading this story for the second time,as it had earlier on appeared on the admins wall.It will also be an undertaking aimed at killing two birds with a single stone as twill help crack the puzzle on the identity of this anonymous admin.Surprisingly,most people mistake someone who has nothing to do with this page to be the admin. This is the gossip: Sometimes two years ago,a very interesting episode occurred in this little townships nightlife.I know most of you still remember the old man from Sango who holds the record of the highest spender per day,having drunk a whopping 750k in one night.Some days that followed,a lady,whom we will not reveal her identity,was in one of the local bars,drinking in the company of man,whom she had had an arrangement that after the drinks,they will spending the remainder of the night together in a pre booked lodging,probably for some horizontal engineering,as a mode of payment to this mans generosity,having spent a good sum of this gentlemans money.As time went by,this lady developed ideas on how she can take off to avoid this man,after feeling she had had enough drinks.Maybe that is what she is used to doing.She left by the back door,pretending to be on her way to answer a call of nature,then disappeared,with the speed of lightning.She was high on drink,coupled with some other factors,ie her speed and dankness,couldnt clearly see her way and fell on a 20 feet pit,being dug for a latrine.She was now in trouble as she couldnt get out on her on.She opted to scream for help and a helper,also from a pub heard her cries and rushed to the scene,only to find a beautiful helpless girl at the bottom of the bit (remember Wahome Mutahi said,with the second beer,every lady become beautiful) The man agreed to help the lady,on condition that the lady pays,with that alternative currency ie payment done not vertical,but when someone has assumed a different position,ca be horizontal or zig zag etc.The lady consented,and the man without wasting time embarked on the assignment,but once inside the pit,the man changed mind and demanded that he be paid in advance as there was no guarantee that once outside and out of the Problem,this lady will honor their MOU.The sai she too did not believe in MOUs and was also afraid that she may pay,while inside the pit,only for the man to zip and climb up,leaving her inside the dark pit.They reached an amicable solution that payment be done in two installments,before and after the assignment,to cater for every partys interest.That was to be done,but the environment inside could not allow payment to be done as the bottom was rocky and muddy.The man,now without alternatives,pulled the lady out,once out the lady refused to honor their MOU,an exchange of words ensued,with the man threatening to push her back inside,but the noise attracted good Samaritans,the admin included,who saved the day for the lady .Those who know it please dont mention any name.In this page we only give names when we are praising someone.Anyway,there are two moral lessons from the story
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 07:31:56 +0000

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