Gup telling it how it is for Powercruise #50 Next - TopicsExpress



          

Gup telling it how it is for Powercruise #50 Next Weekend.... Don’t camp out front of Willowbank cops will bother you, the line up will be turn left at go karts. Don’t park on the side of Champions Way ever cops will book you. 60km/hr there so don’t speed or youll be bothered Don’t get there early.. arrive at 2pm Thursday arvo and you won’t have to line up in that botheringly long line Don’t worry about not getting a good camp spot, at 3pm there is still plenty available, send a mate in at 12 when gates open to hold you a spot Don’t turn a tyre anywhere but the track we will bother you Don’t stop, drive slow, do donuts or drift while in a cruise session we will bother you Don’t jump the queue everyone else will bother you then tell us and we’ll bother you Don’t drink piss we will bother you then the cops will bother you harder Don’t bring your 500hp car and drive like a skirt you will bother the crowd Don’t leave early Sunday.. Sunday arvo cruise is the no lining up cruise everyone leaves too early misses the best bit Don’t exit the venue if there are people bothers up the road… whats the rush send a spotter in a legal car, not like its your first time Don’t drive defected cars on the road you WILL get bothered Don’t blame me if you get caught, I won’t give a bother Don’t use fraudulent pit lane passes or armbands you will get caught and your entire camp and anyone who looks in your direction will be bothered when I remove you. However if you get past our systems, then you deserve it but ill find out the week after and bother you next year. Don’t worry about mod plates for scrutineering.. we dont give a bother. Battery secure, seatbelts in order, brake lights working your good to go Don’t worry about the weather… Powercruise runs rain hail or shine we never cancel or postpone the event. Program will change more cruising for everyone and more horsepower for all Don’t buy or sell a carport or garage or VIP without letting us know…. info@powercruise or 0407 172 413. We will bother you if you don’t, and its no bother if you do. Don’t forget to bring fuel, tyres and shit… again dont drive outside if you have a defect Don’t drive like a fool on the track you will be removed real quick, we all been here long enough now to know whats expected and what you will get away with. if you think you have been hard done by, come see us at the tower, we will replay the video so you can see what bothered us and then you may want to reassess your level of botherment. Don’t bother our staff if you have a complain, come to the tower, ask the ladies out front to see someone about your bother and senior management will do their best to undo your bother. Dont get your mum to call us about your bothers, she isnt there and doesnt know what you have really done, but it is entertaining to us. Don’t buy tickets from anyone but my staff at the gate or online at powercruise If you arrive with the wrong armband on, you will be bothered and we wont give a bother accept it is fun rolling up to the carpark and finding the botherers selling fake armbands, taking all of their cash and driving them to the ATM and making them withdraw more money than they made selling the tickets in the first place… that while it bothers everyone, is the most fun that I get to have… Do have your drivers licence on you when you arrive, check its expiry date NOW Do get there after 2pm thursday you will not regret it Do rip up your tyres on the track, watch the driver briefing dvd and you cant go wrong.. Do the right thing and dont bring piss in, if you get it past us, we’ll be cruising through camps to look for it, if your good enough to win there, then keep a lid on it Do ask us questions we are here to help Do come with a good attitude no one likes a whinger Do bring your own food nothing better than a bbq with mates Do have a good time, race some mates, race someone elses mates, talk shit about it till the sun goes down then do it all again the next day Do contact us Monday or Tuesday if you want a carport or garage for 2015 .. 70% have sold already get in NOW if you like we sell them 3 years in advance Most important… Do read the program and the marshalling times and get there early and leave your car there remember to come back at the right time And believe it or not, I am bothered when someone doesn’t have the time of their life. So many times the simple things that bother people can so easily be sorted out, you just have to ask us and point it out to us so we know and can do something about it immediately if that’s possible. Calling me Monday to tell me about something that could have been fixed the day you got there is a bother to me so again, just ask us. Gup
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 10:39:54 +0000

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