Harry and Thomas are two old men are sitting on a park bench. Thomas turns to Harry and says “I am so old. I am so old”. Harry says “I bet I can guess how old you are” Thomas says “oh yeah sure, I would like to see that” Harry says “okay then, stand up” So Thomas stands up. Harry says “Now drop your pants” Thomas says “we are in a park”. “Just drop them will ya” replies Harry. So Thomas drops his pants. “Now, pull your underwear” says Harry. Thomas says “But there are people everywhere”. Harry says “Just pull them so I can guess your age”. So Thomas pulls his underwear down. Harry says “Good, now bend over and shove 2 fingers up your asshole”. So Thomas bends over and shoves 2 fingers up his asshole. Harry says “You are 95 years old”. Thomas is amazed “How did you know I was 95?” Harry replies “Because you told me yesterday”
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 12:45:58 +0000
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