Have a clueless laugh! ONLY IN JAMAICA 1. Once youre chinese - TopicsExpress

Have a clueless laugh! ONLY IN JAMAICA 1. Once youre chinese youre called Mr.chin or Ms.chin... 2. Every gunman escape in nearby bushes... 3. Our prime minister loves poor people so much, she decided to make some more... 4 Fluffy/ fat chicks rock ...... 5. Nobody nuh like police and police nuh like nobody... 6. Our national bird is an insect... 7. Parents beat you and then ask you if you get any thing fi bawl fah... 8. Bush tea cure anything... 9. Jamaica has two sections, country and town... 10. People guh a embassy and come back wid accent... 11. Wife spread up bed and matey pull it up... 12. Everybody, no matta how dunce, knows how to write we want justice... 13. Persons who work less than 5 gran a week own the most expensive blackberries.. 14. L.A. Lewis is our national idiot 15. Even when your 101 and you die they say your gone too soon 16. If u tell a jamaican bout him/her mada......dawg nyam yuh suppa.. Dwl #cluelessbrothers