Hehehehehe... Story story!! This is a fun story and the characters are some of my facebook friends.. Others might come later. Once upon a time in Lagos, Nigeria, a bus was on the road, heading for God knows where. The driver stopped at Ikeja Shopping Mall to pick up passengers and in a matter of minutes, the bus was full. The driver, David pulled out of the bus stop and the journey began. In a few minutes, Adeniran, the conductor started asking people for their fare. Hey, your money for front. Abosede, who had her ears plugged, listening to music did not hear the conductor. She continued jerking her head to the music coming from her phone. The gentle-looking guy seated beside her, Caleb, gently tapped her to draw her attention. Conductor is asking for your money, he said. Oh, thank you!. She brought out an amount from her purse and paid for two - Hers and Calebs. In appreciation, Caleb introduced himself and they got talking. Adeniran, the conductor then faced the other people in the bus. Seun, Selome, Tobi, Gloria who were sitting on the same row paid their money except Adenike who refused to pay unless she is close to where she is going to. The conductor looked at her with contempt. Na only you dey this bus? You no see as other people dey pay their money? Give me money joor before you dey talk rubbish. In retaliation, Adenike replied, Who dey talk rubbish? Abi you don smoke igbo this afternoon? Your brain dey hot abi? Pay me my money joor. I wan run away? Come force me to pay na. If you no fit wait for me to pay at the right time, drop me! Here, the other passengers in the bus began to plead for peace Temitope, who was sitting at a corner at the back seat, sipping Palmwine from a plastic bottle suddenly shouted, E don do joor. Make we hear word. Allow the driver to concentrate. David, the driver suddenly increased the volume of the casette playing on the sterio. The noise in the bus got too much that Aminat, who had not said a word since the journey started had to complain. Tinuade who had been perusing a magazine and raising her head once in a while to take in the commotion in the bus, shook her head and picked up her phone to reply a ping from one of her numerous toasters. Suddenly, David swerved the bus at a bus stop and asked all of them to get out. They all got down, each of them laying complaints. The people who had paid their fare asked the conductor for a refund but instead of paying them, he jumped into the bus and David who was at the ready, sped away. Adenike burst into laughter. Ha! Thank God I didnt pay. The other people turned to her, anger on their breaths... Oya, identify yourselves if your name is in this story. Lol!
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 18:46:21 +0000
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