Hello everybody welcome to the RIDE!!!!! I’m your host Johnny Wingnut and I promise you the story(ies) you are about to read are real. I’ve deleted the names to protect my mind from the onslaught of useless information and to serve as a warning to the stupid. So with that being said, Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages let the legend of “The Tales from The Short Bus” begin!!! This supreme champion of the STUPID hails from the same realm where Thor and Loki are from. The land of Asgard, unfortunately for him he does not fall in their category. This wanna be villain thought that a (TPO) “Temporary Protective Order” was just for show. Right now I’m usually asked the question: “Why he be so stupid?” My reply: I don’t know!!!! This village idiot have been giving the jail staff some kind of trouble and for their discomfort, they gladly gave him nine (9) days of love myself time. “Meaning he was placed in lock down. He was under the impression that he would get a bond from the judge and he wouldn’t have to do the nine days of lock down. Well, here’s the part of the story on when the smackdown begins. Oh golly gee wiz, this is going to be a slobber knocker but not the way he thinks. This guardian of the servely stupid was just served the “TPO” and was not only warned in writing but also verbally as well. “DO NOT CONTACT THIS PERSON FOR ANYTHING!!!!” Most people would take heed at this ominous message, but not our little window licking star of the show. Oh noooooo buddy roe, as soon as the deputy left him, this comatose, Mercury drinking, lead paint chew lost soul text the victim and says: “Oh now you get a TPO on me!!!” “A f...king TPO don’t mean s..t too me!!!” Well, needless to say the po-po was contacted and sir stupid was picked up and he’s still at the County Hilton Hotel. But wait there were some things I forgot to mention such as he sent the victim a total of 144 text messages in that short period of time!!!! Also, did I mention the judge who signed that TPO was on the bench waiting patiently for this sub-human to come before him. I was sure that the judge was not going to give him a bond. The judge did one better, 1st he gave him a $2,000 bond for the little misdemeanor. But for the Aggravated Stalking the judge gave him a $200,000 bond!!!!! “Can you say BAM?!?!?!?!” The judge statement before leaving the bench, “I gave you a high bond so you will know what a f..king TPO is.” This little fight scene reminded me of the Hulk fighting Loki, when the Hulk looks at Loki whimpering on the floor, “Puny god.” Hahahahahahaha Well your true believers in the free world that’s all for now, but remember Mr. Cicero once said: The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct. Thank you ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero, Stay tune my friend for more adventures.
Posted on: Thu, 25 Jul 2013 16:01:34 +0000
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