Hello to all of you who are on my list of contacts of Facebook. I would like to ask a favor of you. You may not know that Facebook has changed its mind reading configuration once again. Thanks to the new “Psychic app”, any person on FB anywhere in the world can see inside your head, read your desires, watch you go #3 in the potty and view your dreams. During the next two weeks, I am going to keep this message posted and I ask you to do the following and comment “ORB OF AGAMOTTO” when done. Those of my friends who do not help stop the evil corporations from stealing my brainwaves will be eliminated from both my list of friends and my Vincent Price Recipes email blasts that go out on days that do not end in a Y. This is because I want my thoughts and perversions not to be available to the Old Gods that Facebook serves. Unfortunately we cannot change this mind reading because FB has made it like this. 1. So, please, place your cursor over my photo that appears in this box (without clicking) and a portal to Faltine will open (just be sure not to release Dormammu, or that will ruin everything). 2. Now move the cursor to one of the Mindless Ones, again without clicking and then yell By the power of the Eye of Agamotto, I command you to open. 3. The Mindless One will turn inside-out, revealing a unicorn horn. Lick the horn three times (but no more than three). This way my brain wave activity will no longer be made public. 4. Now, copy and paste this text on your own wall (do not “share” it!). Once I see it published on your page, I will send you a psychic bitcoin. **Thank you!**
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 19:47:35 +0000
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