How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change - TopicsExpress


How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change a Light Bulb? Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it? Taurus: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how its supposed to be done! Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process. Leo: Leos dont change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while theyre out. Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth. Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you? Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order. Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and weve got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a stupid light bulb? Capricorn: I dont waste my time with these childish jokes. Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so... Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 20:45:35 +0000

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