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I am engaged to a supermodel, school teacher, zoologist, whom I stole away from a professional football player, and today she left, she is off to the Galapagos Islands to artificially inseminate iguanas! Now is that so hard to believe?! Of course we have not done anything physically yet.. Are you mad? You dont proposition a woman like that right away! Last night after dinner, I dropped her home to finish packing with nothing more than a courtly kiss on the wrist. when she returns we may proceed to hand holding. If all goes well, in six weeks, I shall storm the citadel of her womanhood.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 00:26:24 +0000

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