I decided to try something new, I always tell terrible puns or jokes, for today youre witnessing something new. A terrible poem. I call it Oscar Pistorius His names Oscar Pistorius. Had a girlfriend, she was glamorous. Their life together was glorious. Until he thought she was a whore-ious. He went to the gun store-ious. He shot her through the door-ious. She is now no more-ious. In court he stood before-ious. An angry Judge and Jury-ous. They put him on a prison bus. (It works, shut up. This is difficult) His cell mates, they were curious. Whats he done? Im not sure-ious They found out, they were furious. They pinned him to the floor-ious. His butthole is now sore-ious Thats the end of the story-ous. I want to say a huge thanks to Aleena Pudding Webster for inspiring me into doing this song and shes going to perform it on YouTube. If its a hit were gonna do more songs and other collaborations. Let me know what you think in the comments below-ious.
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 21:02:37 +0000
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