I have Big Feelings about the American Idol finale. 1. Why oh why oh why wasnt Alex in the finale??? Tears and lamentations and grief and regret and sadness and confusion and loss. 2. I think Ive made my feelings clear about John Legend and All of Me. Why cant he sing all the songs on all the channels for all the days? Why does his voice sound like that? How are we supposed to handle this? #swoon 3. I was so happy for Alex singing with his idol, Jason Mraz. I was beaming at the TV like a total weirdo. HE IS HAVING A MOMENT AND I LIKE IT. 4. I cannot express my love for these three judges enough. There arent enough superlatives. Just yes times one million. It is creepy how much I love this trio. I am creepy. I am a creeper. I wish you three could Triple Marry. 5. I cant handle proud parents. That is my kryptonite. You want tears? Give me proud parents. Is this because I could be these childrens mother? SHUT UP AND DONT ANSWER THAT. 6. I love watching someone elses dream come true. I feel personally affected by it. Like it is my own personal happiness. I probably need therapy. 7. I feel proud of these kids. Like I had something to do with their success. Like I raised them or nurtured them in some way. Why am I this invested? It makes no sense. I am a psychopath. 8. Congratulations, Caleb!!!!! You are a gem. Ill come to all your shows when you cover 80s hair bands. Ironically, since I am 20 years older than you, we share the same jam. REPRESENT. You go.
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 02:49:16 +0000
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