I have apparently just been diagnosed with PASVD (Post Apple Store - TopicsExpress



          

I have apparently just been diagnosed with PASVD (Post Apple Store Visit Depression)... My iPad has been glitchy the last few days and finally completely shut down with no way to turn back on... I walked into the Apple Store today where a young man listened to my story, pressed a couple of buttons, rubbed the Apple logo and mumbled something like (I am a Genius and he is but a simple human... )... The iPad then magically came back to life and he declared with all of his Genius, you are having software issues and you will need to see one of our other Genius Bar Geniuses to fix your problem! Apparently the next Genius is much More Grand and so I had to make an appointment to be within his presence... After an hour or so I was graced with an audience with the lead Genius.., I placed a stick of gum on the counter as I felt I should be offering up some sort on tribute... After adjourning to the back room (to perform what I can only imagine is some sort of secret ritual of sorcery and magic that my mortal brain could in no way ever comprehend...) he returned and exclaimed to me that although the battle was great... The software HAS been rejuvenated and I shall no longer experience these PC type anomalies EVER again... Unless they do return in which I will need to make another appointment with the Bar known as Genius!! As I exit the glittering castle and return to the presence of similarly minded mere humans... I feel strangely comforted yet nervous and controlled as I reflect upon my experience with those only known as... GENIUS! After walking for some time lost in thought... In the middle of the mall food court... I stopped, raised my iPad high over my head and exclaimed, I Love Bacon! For no apparent reason or connection to this story... Please pass the word and be aware of the effects of PASVD...
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 19:45:11 +0000

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