I just told Amma to help with the dishes. She told me she needed to “tell a story first, mama.” The child has now been talking for sixty million minutes and has not stopped once to breathe. Amma is a pig tailed David Blaine. At minute fifty million- Amma glanced at the kitchen table for a SECOND TOO LONG and it hit me. Ah- HA! I KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE. Amma IS FILIBUSTERING. She is a magician AND a politician. We Meltons are trapped inside of a Kindergarten Anti-dishes FILIBUSTER. It’s working. Everyone in this kitchen has not only lost focus on the job at hand but also the will to live. Send help.
Posted on: Wed, 21 May 2014 23:34:50 +0000
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