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I want you all to settle back for the best Story of Easter. Other than the original, of course. You cant mess with that. So, you know how you invite everybody over from church after service on Easter Sunday. Ham, chicken tostadas, deserts... Oh, and there may have been drinks. Anywho, some of our friends brought some beautiful flowers, and as I was cutting them into a vessel, and as Tony was finishing cooking, and as Scott was finishing icing drinks, a beautiful Reese Witherspoon gal with phone to her head walked in through our open door through which the other 40 people had already entered. 40 people, kids hunting Easter eggs, and new family all coming in, bringing dishes, introducing themselves... Lots of stuff going on. So Reese.... She walks in with two pie boxes and sets them on what is obviously the desert table. Cakes and cupcakes are resplendent on the table, so it doesnt take a neuro-scientist to figure out where one should display their desert offering. Shes had her cell phone propped to her ear since she walked in. She talks on her phone and walks over to the table to lay the pies down. She steps out to the pool, and I ask Tony, Who is that? I dont know, says he. We thought she was with one of the other guests. Tony came back to our triad, and said, They dont know her. It washes over us. So, they dont know her? No. So who is she? We dont know. So Scott and Tony and I start to walk around the house, and the intent to find the Sixth Sense girl. We think friend who wants a bathroom, or friend of a friend and were not too worried. But we take off through the house to see who the gal is and if shes ok. Cant find her. What we realize is that some gal, a Summerlina looking for her friends at a party, realizes that shes at THE WRONG PARTY. We cant find her. Bedrooms.. Is she robbing us? Where the hell is she? Shes gone. So, where having a party, and a gal walks in with pies to join, and realizes that shes in the wrong party. Hi. Im a gal with pies on the way to a party. Oh, hi there. Im a gal who suddenly realizes that Im in the wrong house. Im a gal whos now taking my pies and getting out of here cuz I realize IM IN THE WRONG HOUSE! So Scott and Tony and I start to search the house to see if were getting robbed. No one in the West Wing, and nobody upstairs. We realize that, someone, of whom we are supremely jealous, walked into our house bringing pies to a party, at which she slowly realizes that shes in the wrong house, at the wrong party, and she grabs her pies and bails out. I want to meet her....
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 04:44:24 +0000

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