I was babysitting my sisters dog last night. Which is why I was awakened from a dead sleep no less than three times. A tongue in the nose will do that to a person. Since Im not used to having a dog in the house, a tongue up the nose was sort of a weird thing to wake up to. My first thought was serial killer with an oral/nasal (orasal?) fixation, so I went bat shit crazy and nearly threw the dog across the room. And unfortunately that first thought was also my second and third thought because duh, Im a super slow learner who is also ALWAYS expecting to be murdered. And not just any old murder. The kind of murder that becomes a best selling book and movie staring Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins. And a freak who tongues his victims nasal passages prior to peeling off their skin and making a lady suit is just the kind of thing that Im always on high alert for. But alas, it was just a fluffy little dog. Whos probably a serial killer in the making. Serial killer re-incarnated as dog starts killing again so he can find perfect human lady suit because hes tired of being a dog. You gotta admit that that would be a pretty good movie. Or not. What do I know? I got no sleep last night so Im a bit delirious. But my sinuses are super clear.
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:24:38 +0000
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