I was driving and all of a sudden there are these ducks, two of them, a ma and a pa. The pa duck was in the road crossing in my lane and ma duck was on the curb but he was going for it no matter what, which freaked me out so I slammed on the breaks as soon as I seen them but there was a big truck in the lane to my left so I hit my hazard lights and rolled my window down real fast it wasnt slowing down at all I wave my hand out the window like a crazed mad man all within a split second. Traffic came to a halt then the ma duck decided it was safe enough for her to cross but the truck was being a dick and kept creeping up on them like a total ass hole. Well they got to the center median and proceeded to cross the other two lanes only to see a car zooming its way as I was still stopped I was hoping not to see a point blank murder of these two ducks after all that just happened but thank goodness the car seen them and they made it just fine! PHEW! I love ducks, I think they are cool and they do funny shit. Which brings me to why is Oregon called the beaver state? Ive never seen a beaver in Oregon(HAHAHA shut up) I guess there was lots before and they were all killed by the trappers for their coats? Ive never seen a beaver coat in Oregon. Can we please change it to the duck state? Makes more sens right they are everywhere!
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 17:07:02 +0000
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