I was with a twenty five inches long penis and went to my Doctor to complain that I was having a problem with it. Doctor, I said, in total frustration, Is there anything you can do for me? My Doctor replied; Matome, medically, there is nothing I can do. But, I know a native doctor who can be able to help you. The Doctor then gave me the native doctors address. I went to the native doctor; Honourable native doctor, my penis is too long, it is twenty five inches, I need help. Can you do anything to help me? You are my last card. The native doctor stared in amazement, scratched his head, and replied; I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this; Go deep into that forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will see a frog sitting on a log. The frog has magic. You will say to the frog; Will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will loose five inches from your penis. My face brightened up and I dashed off into the forest. I saw the frog and asked it; Frog, will you marry me? The frog looked at me dejectedly and replied; No. I looked down and suddenly my penis lost five inches. Wow, I exclaimed, This is great! But it was still too long at 20 inches, so I decided to ask the frog again to marry me. Frog, will you marry me? I shouted. The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and shouted back; No! I felt another twitch in my penis, and I looked down, and it was another five inches shorter. I laughed out loud; This is fantastic. I looked down at my penis again, and it was fifteen inches long, and I thought for a moment; Fifteen inches is still too long, ten inches would be okay. I looked across the pond and shouted out at the frog; Frog will you marry me? The frog shouted back at me; Mr Man, How many times do I have to tell you? No, No, No!!!
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 19:58:26 +0000
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