Im about to eat one of the manliest meals Ive had in a looong time. One egg, repeatedly stabbed so it cooks all the way through and removes what little life potential it ever had, one large smack of oily butter thats so fresh you can hear the milk extractor on the cow, and two disgustingly pink yet crispy strips of bacon, full of salty galore. Im throwing on the grilled cheese sandwich my daddy made for me last night, too. Its nothing but buttery, Satanicly sinful cholesterol. I got to the point where I said, If I see one more dried vegetable, im going to puke. I may take an aspirin later to leased my risk of a heart attack later, though. Something tells me Ill regret eating it.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 18:36:28 +0000
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