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Im awaken at 4:45 to the sound of some crazed crack cat trying to get under my bedroom door as i open the door she flys under my bed i proceed down the hall and i feel paper under my feet a couple of more steps im almost in the livingroom where i step on something wet GAH i hope it aint a hairball or worse a turd i find the light and it looks as if my house has been ransacked i follow the paper trail and thank God its wet paper and not the other as first thought it leads to the bedroom next to mine almost to that door and OUCH a sharp pain on my foot so i pull this thing outta my foot and as i hobble to see in this room i find a demonized dog on the bed asleep with a half eaten lighthouse between his paws and a piece of paper hanging out of his mouth and hes has the hiccups i get the paper out and it says THIS TO SHALL PASS! TOBY HAS EATEN MY DEVOUTIONAL BOOK. So now my house looks as if Toby had a frat party with that being said He is FREE to a good home but his owners will be going to the shelter. such a lovely way to start the day
Posted on: Wed, 17 Jul 2013 15:46:00 +0000

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