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In response to the new Facebook guidelines, I hereby state that I am a 20th level magic-user with a staff of power and 18 Intelligence and Charisma. Furthermore, I unequivocally restrict the right of warlocks in Facebooks employ to cast any sort of binding or damaging spell on my person or any of my intellectual property. Should I become involved in a copyright dispute with the Goblin King, I expect my Facebook friends to ride, fly, swim, run or march immediately to my aid and lay siege to Castle Zuckerberg, crossing high mountains, deserts and seas, abandoning their work, their play, their families, and their significant other without a moments pause. Feel free to copy and paste this as your status, as this will place you under the protection of Grandminster the Archmage (please renew your subscription after 1 year). As an added bonus (for the first 50 sign-ups), the archmage will explain to you free of charge that a status update has roughly zero legal effect on anything that Facebook, or anyone else who messes with your data, so go cry behind your Dungeon Masters screen. If you choose to bare your soul and tell us all your daily activities and innermost thoughts then post it on Facebook, or if you dont so choose go ahead, bottle it all up and quit whining. The choice is yours my friends. (Stolen without shame and modified without hesitation.)
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 13:31:35 +0000

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