In the 1950s when the USA and Russia embarked on a race for the stars a mysterious object was spotted in space, a satellite dubbed The Black Knight. I kid you not, this thing is real; check out the NASA website for pictures. No one would lay claim to ownership and it sat there in polar orbit; some have claimed it has been there for 13 000 years. Its true identity and meaning have been the stuff of conspiracy theories ever since. Until now its real purpose has been the stuff of sci fi fantasy and intense internet debate but we can now reveal its meaning and just what its there for. Silently The Black Knight has waited for disco to appear in the 1970s, Afro beat to filter through and the legends like Larry Levan to lay out the blue print but in a space transportation device known simply as Belchfireone, or Cut Master Ghengis VW Transporter with a truly cosmic interior (ask for a look one day) the ever resourceful Mongolian Disco Show have been planning their planetary assault. They have literally been flying in the face of recent fuel price rises to shuttle themselves back and forth to the satellite as Belchfireone was converted to run on pure Malibu many moons ago to bring you something new and special; with a hint of coconut too as there seems to be a hole in the exhaust. Armed only with a stack of rare vinyl and cosmic flared space suits The Mongolian Disco Show have been absorbing music from around the globe. The true meaning of The Black Knight is about to be unleashed; its an interplanetary disco assault machine with its peace guns aimed at planet earth. If you have noticed the shelves of your local Tesco running low on bu, particularly the bottles with the free promotional ice cube tray, you now know why! Cut master Ghengis and DJ Chaka Khan have lined the Black Knight with crushed velour, they have installed a revolving bed and a mirror ball, but crucially they are going to be beaming down some special broadcasts. Were in a polar orbit so our transmission will be short unless you own an earth orbiting disco buggy and can track us as we orbit this fantastic planet. But stay tuned, you will be warned of our immanent transmissions coming in your ears... and remember, if you want to help support these transmissions we need fuel to keep our support craft flying and perhaps some leatherette patches as the amount of seat jiggling going on up here is causing some friction chafing to our gold space suits, its just loose threads at the moment though and we could probably fashion something out of those ice cube trays
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 19:39:40 +0000
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