JACK DANIELS was found dead today by JOHNNY WALKER at SAVANNAH street near CASTLE in RED SQUARE centre. His wife HENNESY & their two sons HANSA & AMSTEL have been crying under an AMARULA tree since then. Mr HEINEKEN thinks he was killed by HUNTERS who shot him with a STRONG BOW. His FOUR COUSINS confirmed he was coming from club J&B in MELLOW WOOD on 4TH STREET. it appears that he had an affair with Mr HUNTERS wife SARITA. She also feared for her life & moved to NEDENBERG.CAPTAIN MORGAN is still investigating this case but evidense points that Mr J.C le ROUX is also a suspect. The funeral will be at KLIPDRIFT & performed bypastor FISH EAGLE as soon as de church BELLS ring tomorrow. We hope JAMESON & his wife NAMAQUA will arrive on time. They have fly over TWO OCEANS to get here.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 04:28:34 +0000
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