Johnny sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel. Johnny: Hello madam? LADY: What is it? Johnny: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch? LADY: Ehee…now you think my watch is used as a public clock huh? Go away and stop wasting my time. Johnny: But madam... LADY: Shut up! Johnny takes out his Apple phone and makes a call. Johnny: Hello Mike, I just settled from Washington D.C. Can you please tell me what time it is right now so that I set my clock to the local time since it still reads American time? [she listens] Ok, thank you and today don’t forget to come for the galaxy tablet that you requested. Since my girl is still in America bring me a beautiful girl to spend my money with tonight...Ok bye. LADY: Sir the time is… Johnny: Shut up!!!
Posted on: Sat, 14 Sep 2013 21:25:39 +0000
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