Joke of the Night: One day in Math teacher ask her second grade students a Math problem. She said, “If there are three birds on a tree branch, and you shoot one, how many birds are Left?” Johnny, who wasn’t very good in math, raised his hand and the teacher call on him. Johnny: “There would be no birds left in the branch, because the gun would scare the others away. Teacher: “you are wrong Johnny the answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Johnny: “Can I ask you a question? Teacher: “Sure Johnny” Johnny: “If there are three women in bench eating Ice cream, the first one is sucking on it, the second on is biting it and the third one is eating it fast….which one is Married? Teacher: “The first One”. Johnny: “No, the one with the wedding ring…..but I like the way you think.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:25:29 +0000
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