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Joke section: * Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:`Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?` The bus driver shakes his head and says,`No, I`m sorry.` At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: `Will it take ME?` -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blond replies, `I`m young, blond and beautiful, and I`m going to sit here all the way to LA.` Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blond replies, `I`m young, blond and beautiful, and I`m going to sit here all the way to LA.` The captain doesn`t want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde`s ear. She immediately gets up, says, `Thank you so much,` hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, `I just told her that the first class section isn`t going to LA.` --------------------------------------------------------------------------

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