Just Imagine... Just imagine if the following people got married... (We know, some of these folks are deceased, just go with it...) If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, shed be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, shed be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, shed be Bo Ho. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, shed be Oprah Chopra. If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, hed be Cat Doggy Dogg. If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, shed be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, shed become Sondra Locke Ness Monster. If Bea Arthur married Sting, shed be Bea Sting. If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, hed be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, hed be Boog Alou. If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., hed be G. Ghali G. If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, shed be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, hed be Woody Wood Peck Hur. If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 08:42:35 +0000