Kabhi gujarat to aao :)Gujarat itna develope hai ki 1.Waha pe log bus,train se ni space ship se chalte hai 2.Waha sabko daily 700 litre paani ni petrol muft diya jaata hai.. 3.waha pe agriculture itna developed hai ki milk,cold drink pizza,burger sab ped pe ugta hai 4.Gujarat area wise India se b bada hai lekin usse map me chota dikhaya jaata hai (cong ki chaal hai) 5.UN ka prez guj k CM(modi) se pooch k har decision leta hai 6.America bhi guj k CM se darta hai--- courtesy wikileaks 7.waha ki police itni expert hai ki kissi k terrorist banne se pehle hi uska encounter kr deti hi (ishratjaha) 8.waha pe electricity itni sasti aur jyada hai ki power companies logo ko ulte paise deti hai Units kharch krne k liye 9.Guj jaane k liye interplanetry VISA lagta aur Interplanetry roaming lagti hai jo sirf waha k CM de sakte hai 10. #1 Guj dollar ki keemat 60 USD k barabar hai 11. Waha ka bhikahri b Bill Gates ko bheekh deta hai.. 12.America ne Laden aur Saddam ko marne k liye guj k 2 constable ko bulaya tha 13. Wo to guj k CM dusri GALAXY pe the warna mumbai attack se pehle hi Kasab ko maar diya hota 14.Guj k log honeymoon manane bhi MOON pe jaate hai 15.India ki saari foriegn deal Modi ji krte hai even Inter planetary deal bhi. 16.Modi ji k PM bante hi Pak,bangladesh, bhutan sab khatam kar denge aur America,China,R ussia aur sabhi countries ko ghulam bana lenge 17.Modi ji khuli aankho se PM banne k sapne dekh sakte hai,wo phichle 1 saal se soye ni hai 18.Guj me ek ek ladki ki security k liye uske peeche ATS, IB, CBI,RAW, POLICE ghumti hai (scooping case). 19.Malasiya ne modi se unke wahi 2 constable maange hai MHA370 dhundne k liye 20.BJP Modi ji se itni influence hai ki sabne apne naam k aage feku title lagane ka faisla kiya hai 21.Modi ji k paas aam logo se milne ka time ni hai wo sirf PM n Prez se hi milte hai 22.Modi ji ka seena phool k 112 inch ka ho gya hai jald hi phootne ki khabar aa sakti hai 23.Guj me Hawa ped se ni Modi k ghar k fan se chalti hai 24. Modi ji ko history,geo,eco nomy ki itni knowledge hai ki unki speech ko sunne k liye foreigner hi ni Aliens b aate hai 25. Modi ji itna padhe hai ki aaj tak koi b unki degree ni count kr paaya. 26. Waha k chai waalo k paas b khud k charted plan hai Bas ji mai ab aur kya btau Modi ji itne mahan hai ki log unhe bhagwan SHIV ka avatar mante hai aur Har har modi aur Namo Namo se pukarti hai.... KAMBHAKHT KAUN KEHTA HAI MODI JI #FEKU HAI......:):):) :):):)
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 09:45:57 +0000
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