Last night I had a dream that I threw a HUGE house party and I wore my birthday suit on accident and I spent the whole party simultaneously trying to find my pants but also come to terms with the fact that I was probably going to be naked for the entire party. So then I tried to just go enjoy the party, my guests were torn on the issue so I had some supporters and some opponents. Eventually I found my pants in a bathroom stall, and thats when I realized I was probably dreaming because I would never rent a house that had a bathroom with stalls in it (although now that I am awake that would be awesome for parties!). Once I got dressed there was like a parade in my honor, I wore my new shoes and discovered that they allowed me to jump like forty feet in the air! So I said Later losers! and jumped up onto the rooftops and made a clean getaway back into the conscious world.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 19:50:06 +0000
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