Lifes realities . . . Good Morning! HUSBAND AND WIFE A small argument between a couple turns violent. Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out. Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!! If Wife wants Husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable. If Husband wants Wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy. A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… “Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life… Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body. Son: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Son: A Husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues! Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word.” Man inside: “I am talking to my Wife” A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage. She said: “Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.” Position of a Husband is just like a Split Aircon, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! Listening to your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on I AGREE The sweetest message:- Husband to Wife : You should learn to embrace your mistakes….. She hugged him tightly.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 00:20:51 +0000
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