Love this!!! Nuda Waya: Did you miss me Face book? LOL! Yeah, right; well Im back anyhow. So no sooner do I mention ‘rubbing salt into wounds’ about last nights Midterm Election results, oddly enough, that I lose my internet and thusly my link to make this piece more relevant. Oh wait I have an eidetic memory so I will use that from what I have already read to render this ‘rock salt’ for the “Progressive White house’” political wounds, they suffered last night. So let’s watch these gastropods squirm. GOOOD Morning DC, the White house and terrible, tyrannical, tempest in a tea-pot; Barry and the Stupid Friends! In the halls of the White house are gathered together are the Progressive Lefts most awesome Stupid Heroes ever assembled: ‘Stupid Man’, son of Kenya whose tremendous stupidity and mighty demagoguery fights for lies, injustice and the anti-American, Socialist way. Disguised as mild mannered, man whore, and disbarred attorney, Barry Soetoro, Stupid Man manages to keep his secret of his true birth origins from reporters of the planet. Next is ‘Wonder if she is a Woman’; married to Stupid Man, this Amazonian Princess…Prince? (Let’s just run with ‘Amazonian Queen’ to cover our bases, shall we?) This Amazonian Queen uses her deflective bracelets, golden magic lasso of lies, and invisible White house advisor (Valerie Jarrett) to strike campaigns against all who would hinder the Stupid Friends. ‘Rat Man’, Eric Holder and his trusty side kick the ‘Pink Pansy’, tirelessly promoting racial inequality and injustice wherever equity rears its ugly head. ‘Aqua Velva Man’, Joe Biden also known as ‘Seaman’ whose ineptitude and second in command status, stymie all plans of removing ‘Stupid Man’ from leadership due to the very fact he has even less competency. ‘The Trash’, John Kerry; the fastest loser available to fill the previous loser’s position of Secretary or State… Meanwhile, in there hidden fortress, deep in the Heartland of America, the ‘Legion of Liberty’ is celebrating there defeat of the ‘Stupid Friends’ member ‘The Greed Lantern’ Harry Reid and several other vital Stupid Friends. While this childish farce is merely meant to entertain, a simple celebration of irony, towards all those enemies of Liberty; I urge everyone to be on guard. Although we have indeed struck a great blow against the Leftist Agenda that has infected our nation, if we don’t keep applying the antibiotic; the infection can still win. Enjoy the moment but don’t lose the momentum. We have a great deal of work and a long road ahead of us. Well done America! –Lex ‘Nuda Waya’ Luther, (Salt of the Earth Man) (If you don’t get this reference here search the “Super Friends” on ‘You Tube’ and enjoy the nostalgia and the really ‘rocking’ theme music as you read my parody.) You like this. https://youtube/watch?v=zhMr4hBwWGw
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 22:54:55 +0000
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