Lumberjack Lyrics Artist: Monty Python (Remember this one? LMAO!!!) BARBER: I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus! With my best buddy by my side, wed sing! Sing! Sing! [singing] Im a lumberjack, and Im okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: Hes a lumberjack, and hes okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin And have buttered scones for tea. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea. Hes a lumberjack, and hes okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on womens clothing And hang around in bars. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps. He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on womens clothing And hangs around in bars?! Hes a lumberjack, and hes okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish Id been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, Suspendies, and a bra?! [talking] Whats this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!... [singing] Hes a lumberjack, and hes okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. Hes a lumberjack, and hes okaaaaay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. https://youtube/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 02:33:20 +0000
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