MEANING OF KISS! Prof. of Algebra: a “KISS” is infinity, because it is two dividedby nothing (not zero). Prof. of Geometry: a “KISS” is the shortest distance between two lips. Prof. of Physics: a “KISS” is the contraction of two mouths, due to the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry: a “KISS” is the reaction of an interaction between two hearts. Prof. of Zoology: a “KISS” is the interchange of friendly salivary bacteria. Prof. of Physiology: a “KISS” is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction. Prof. of Dentistry: a “KISS” is bothinfectious & antiseptic. Prof. of Accounting: a “KISS” is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Prof. of Economics: a “KISS” is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply. Prof. of Statistics: a “KISS” is an event whose probability dependson the vital statistics of two minds and hearts. Prof. of Philosophy: a “KISS” is persecution for the child, ecstasy for youth, and homage for the old. Prof. of English: a “KISS” is a nounthat is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. Prof. of Computer Science: What is a “KISS”? It looks to be an undefined variable, whose possible value can equal love. Prof. of Architecture: a “KISS” is a process which builds a solid bondbetween two dynamic objects.. Any prof. Here? Add yours too...
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