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MORE BLONDE JOKES THAT HOPEFULLY WILL MAKE YOU SMILE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY. How can you tell when a blonde has used the computer?....... When there is white-out on the screen ;o) A blonde calls the fire department & says: Hurry, hurry - my house is on fire. Fireman asks: How do we get there? Blonde says: Duh - the big red truck! A blonde called 911 to report that somebody was in her house without her permission. Two minutes later a police K-9 unit arrived. The blonde called 911 back and complained that they sent a blind policeman. A woman was going to buy a bull for her farm and she told her blonde sister to stand by in case she found one and needed her to bring the truck to get the bull back to their farm. After the purchase she was left only one dollar. Because of the rural area the only way to communicate with her sister was by telegram. She asked how many words she could send for one dollar. She was told just one. After careful thought, she said to send the word Comfortable to her sister. The guy looking puzzled asked how her sister was supposed to know that meant to bring the truck and pick up the bull. She then explained that her sister was blonde and a rather slow reader so when she got the telegram she would have to sound out the word. COM-FOR-DA-BUL A blonde walked into a store looking for a TV. She walked over to one and said to the employee: I want this one. The employee told her that they dont sell to blondes. Well, the blonde went and dyed her hair, came back, and said. I want this one.The employee said again that they dont sell to blondes. The blonde replied. How do you know Im a natural blonde? The employee responded. Because thats a microwave. A couple of blondes walked into a building one day - you think one of them wouldve seen it! Did you hear about the blonde that got fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all the Ws.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 19:56:53 +0000

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