Man wey dey reason By Flow Episode 15 Daniel and David got close to their house, stopped abruptly, and yelled, Man wey dey thief fowl. Man looked at them and smiled. But when they yelled, Brainbox wey dey thief fowl, Brainbox stood up and chased them. They ran into thier house and locked the door. I quickly took some chunks of meat from Brainboxs plate of chicken pepper soup. As i turned to see if Brainbox was coming, i saw him doing something else. He was Flatscreening . He was peeping through the window of Mama and Papa Ejimas bathroom, viewing Mama Ejima as she was taking her bath. The left side of my mind told me to go join him, while the right side of my mind warned me against going. go watch free blue film na the left side of my mind suggested, no go oh, what of if Papa Ejima come back, u know say na by dis time him dey come back the right side of my mind warned. shebi if him dey come, u go hear him motor noise, go jor the left side of my mind told me. I fought the temptation fiercely. I won the battle Even though i had a crush on Mama Ejima. It seemed Brainbox was watching Part 1 and Part 2 of the Blue film, because he was taking so long. Not knowing the Blue film he was watching on flatscreen would soon turn horror film. Papa Ejima arrived without his car. And Brother Brainbox was still peeping Mama Ejima. I felt like shouting, Brainbox comot there!!! but everything happened too sudden. Morealso, Papa Ejima was walking very fast. With every step Papa Ejima took, i wept for Brainbox. what are u doing standing close to my Bathroom window? Papa Ejima queried, eeehnnnn! ehnnn! Na Lizard i dey pursue, ehnnn! ehnn! the Lizard don enter ur bathroom Brainbox stammered. Papa Ejima noticed his wife was in the bathroom, he said, so u are peeping my wife as she is taking her bath ehnnnn? Papa Ejima grabbed Brainboxs shirt, i could see Papa Ejimas face spelt fury, ehnnnnn I no look ur wife oh, i close my eye when i dey pursue the Lizard, so i no see anything Brainbox cried out. Once a boxer, always a boxer. Papa Ejima clinged his fist and landed a punch to Brainboxs chest. The punch was as heavy as the punch of Mike Tyson and Evander Hollifield put together. Brainbox fell to the ground convulsing, with a foamy substance coming out of his mouth. We all came closer to meet Brainbox shaking like a Jelly fish on the ground. u don kill am oh Man said, na because him dey look ur wife wey dey baf Snoop said, na only u get wife wey fine? Bigie said. As they were all raining abuses on Papa Ejima, i couldnt find my speech, so na like dis Brainbox my guy take go? My guy! My man! My nigga! My pardy I was lost in my tots. At that moment, Mama Ejima came out with a towel covering her body. She came to meet the ugly scene. Tears came running down my cheek for the first time in a long while. make we rush am go hospital, where ur motor na? Man queried Papa Ejima. my car is with the mechanic, that is why i came home on foot Papa Ejima replied. Papa Ejima was fidgety, i saw Fear written all over him. since the hospital no far, make i carry am for my shoulder na Snoop suggested foolishly, but i wouldnt blame him, he just wanted to save a dying friend. make una put am for my motor, make we carry am go hospital before him go die Haruna who just drove in offered. They all managed to enter the car except Me and Baba jay. I just couldnt go with them, because my whole body was stiff. I couldnt move. As Harunas car zoomed off, i couldnt help but cried. They say; Big boys dont cry, but not when the Big boys best friend was about dying. Flow, i don comot for house oh, i no want make police come arrest me say i dey here when them Kill Brainbox oh Baba jay said to me as i was lying on the bed. haba!! Baba jay why u dey yan like dis, Brainbox never die na I replied, i don tell u my own, i don comot for house Baba jay said and left the room. Like they say; A friend in need is a friend indeed, i couldnt imagine myself saying what Baba jay said. How could i leave when Brainbox needed me the most? Well, Baba jay lived like an island, he cared about no one but himself, when he was actually living at the mercies of the rest of us. if Police like make them come, i ready to go police station because of my guy Brainbox i tot. I could even take a bullet for Brainbox, or so i tot. As i lay on the bed, sleep came and i slept off. I had a horrible dream, Flow!! Help me, help me!! Brainbox cried out for help as we were swimming in Otammiri river. I swam so fast combining butterfly stroke and back stroke, still i couldnt get to Brainbox fast enough. The water current was moving fast, and Brainbox was trying his best to swim, but he couldnt because the current was against him, Brainbox!! try swim na!! I shouted, Flow i no sabi swim na Brainbox cried. The water current was carrying him gradually, gradually, and gone. Brainbox was gone. Otammiri had carried him. Brainbox!! Brainbox!! Brainbox!! i shouted at the top of my voice. I was brought back to reality from dreamland by the ringing of my phone. I recieved the call from my Mum, she just wanted to know how i fared. which kin dream be dis? Me wey no sabi swim, na me com dey wan help Brainbox wey sabi swim, wetin dis dream mean na? I pondered. I could suddenly feel that my bladder was full, and about to burst. It was as if i drank the whole water in Otammiri River in my dream. As i stood up to go ease myself in the toilet, i heard, Gbaaam!! Gbaaaam! Gbaaaaam!! Open dis door!! someone was knocking hard on the door, walahi if u no open dis door ehnnn? i realized it was Haruna. wetin Haruna want na? Abi him wan tell me say Brainbox don die? the tot of this sent goose pimples all over my body. I wanted to go ease myself first before i get the door, but as he continued knocking hard, i had no choice but to get the door. The first thing i saw as i opened the door was a curved dagger. u see dis dagger? Nahim i go use kill all of una wey chop my fowl, as una take cut my fowl neck naso i go cut una neck, after i kill una finish i go use una do suya Haruna threatened with a stony face. As i saw the glittering dagger coming close to me, i caught instant cold. Before i knew it, urine had started flowing out of my penis. I had peed on my trousers. i dey come back for una Haruna said bringing the dagger close to my stomach, very close. I tot he wanted to stab me, so the speed at which urine gushed out of my penis increased, and it gushed as fast as water gushing from a tap. Haruna left me in a pool of my urine. The whole room was flooded, not with water but with urine.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 19:00:16 +0000
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