Matome and Marie got married. Matome was a man about town so to speak,but Marie was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Matome was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack. When Matome was undressing Marie said,Oh Matome, what is that? Matome being very quick thinking said, baby, I am the only man in the world with one of these. And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, and Marie was happy. The next morning Matome went off to work as usual. When he returned home that evening, Marie was on the front porch obviously upset about something. Matome, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those, and I saw Mbula the gardener changing his clothes behind the shed, and he had one, too. Thinking fast, Matome said, Oh, baby, Mbula is my good friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of those. Marie, not being knowledgeable about these things, accepted his answer, and they did their thing again that night. Matome went off to work again the next morning and when he returned home, Marie was very upset, stamping her foot on the porch. Matome said, baby, what is the matter this time? Matome, you gave Mbula the better one!!! Matome fainted!
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 16:50:15 +0000
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