Modi rocks Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: I will choose my own bride! Father: But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter. Son: Well, in that case…OK Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: I have a husband for your daughter. Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry! Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Ah, in that case… OK Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. Father: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need! Father: But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law. President: Ah, in that case… OK This is how business is done!! ....... that is old story; new story is something like ... Modi: I will develop India like I visualize. Indian Janta: Develop India like Singapore! Modi: But the development will be like Japan. Indian Janta: Well, in that case...OK Next Month Modi approaches Japan Modi: I want to develop India like Japan. Japan: But developing India like Japan takes long time ...!: Modi: Think twice ... else I will develop like China. Japan: Ah, in that case...OK! we provide $34 billion Next Month China approaches Modi China: Since you planned to develop India like Japan, why not you develop India like China? Modi: But I already have given word to Japan. China: But you have got only $34 billion; we shall give $100 billion. Modi: Ah! in that case ... OK Next Month America approaches Modi America: See you cannot develop India like Japan or China. Modi: But I am already committed to develop India. America: Oh! then you develop India like America ... we will give you $500 billion. Modi: Ah! in the case ... OK! This is how business is done by the Gujjus ... 2-way journey on 1-way ticket Dedicated to all Indians ~ Bharat Garg
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 14:56:30 +0000
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