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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.. . 1. At movies: " hey! What r u doing here.. ?? . Ans:" tujhe nahi pata yaar.. ?? Mai yaha ticket black karne aata hu.. . . 2. In bus: " A fat lady steps onmy feet: "arey!! beta lagi to nahi.. . Ans:" Nai aunty bahot maja aaya ek baar fir se karo na.. . . 3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call:" sorry yaar! So raha tha kya.. ?? . Ans:" Nai yaar! Mai to Bas letkar marne ki practise kar raha tha.. . 4. when they see me with shorter hair: "yaar! Baal katwaye hai kya.. ?? . Ans " Pata nahi Yaar!! raat ko soya tha...subah uth kar dekha to andar chale gaye!! . . 5. When some 1 call me on my landline n asks "where r u.. ?? . Ans " yaar mai market mai hu, phone b gale me latka kar le aaya hu.."
Posted on: Mon, 15 Jul 2013 04:37:43 +0000

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