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Must add this to my Must Watch list. (reminded me of a joke) A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my Ford. Sergeant: What kind of Ford was it? Husband: it’s My 1964 falcon Sprint Convertible Ford with the 260 V8 engine, special ordered with the 4 speed top loader transmission. It has tan interior with bucket seats and a center console. Dash Mounted tach, Tan convertible top bright red exterior paint, 195,70 14r Pilot Z rated tires mounted on Torque Thrust wheels. It had a Edelbrock 4 barrel carb with automatic choke and a custom chrome radiator over flow container. In the trunk is a California Duster and some quick detail spray and ½ dozen detail micro fiber cloths and 2 folding lounge chairs . Wife put a small scratch on the driver’s door. At this point the husband started choking up. Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your falcon.
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 03:38:12 +0000

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