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My Facebook Pledge 1. I will not spend countless hours looking up old friends who I have lost touch with... except Ricky, Chester, Jon and Eric. 2. I will not post annoying lists about what i wont do on FB. 3. I will always use proper grammar and speling in all Facebook posts and check to see if I have profread all posts befor i post em without proofreding them. 4. I will not post annoying comments about my co-workers, job, boss and how much I miss working at old job, except the theatre cause that job ruled. 5. I will not post pictures of cute cuddly animals with stupid captions unless theyre kittens talking about Caturday. 6. I will not try to solicit things from my friends unless its free lives on Candy Crush. 7. I will not surf Facebook when I can be spending time with my family, just one sec honey I need to finish this post before I eat dinner. 8. I will not re-post someone elses post even though everyone needs to know what Jonathan Taylor Thomas is doing these days. 9. I will not post anything that reminisces about my childhood, except for Transformers cause they are awesome. 10. I will not post anything on FB about conspiracy theories, except the fact that JFK killed Elvis or Area 51 is a real working extra-terrestrial inner-space terminal that the government is covering up. 11. I will not post anything on FB that will enter me into a contest, except for how much I love American Idol and they should pick me for the next seasons Facebook posting contest. 12. I will not post on Facebook about my problems, woes, concerns, hardships, or income, but can someone lend me five bucks till next payday? 13. I will not stay up late posting things on Facebook, man is it 3 AM already? 14. I will always proofread my posts so not to say the same thing twice. 15. I will accept when I send a friend request and it is not answered, cause they dont want to be my friend on Facebook, except for Damon. Can someone tell him to check his friend requests, for some reason I dont think hes getting my last 3 friends requests. 16. I will not be that guy that comments on everyone elses posts in a mean and or derogatory way, unless you suck. 17. I will not post every picture of what I eat throughout the day, but check out what I ate last night! Yummsville! 18. I will not post a re-post of a tweet of an Instagram of a post on Reddit. 19. I WILL NEVER USE ALL CAPS IN A POST! 20. I will not post copyrighted material and claim its my own. *Paul Turner is a columnist for the Spokesman Review. Check out his Facebook Page at Facebook/paul.turner
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 02:30:13 +0000

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