My Father Is a Dancer This is too close to the truth to be funny.... One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.. However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money. The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside to ask him, Is that really true about your father? No, the boy said, He plays football for the Chicago Bears, but its too embarrassing to say that in front of the of the class.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 20:32:37 +0000
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