My Turn!!! After high school I got really into bum fighting. I started out fighting random bums in the streets of north Omaha. I got noticed by a bum fighting agent when they saw the pictures I posted on my Myspace page. I started a league called Fight Club but I cant talk about it because its against the rules to talk about it. Eventually I became the youve got mail voice for America Online. Then Y2K came along and popped my tech bubble. In early 2000 I met Steve Jobs and he asked that I invest my AOL money in his new product he was launching called the IPod. Some of you may have heard of it. I didnt see how people would fit their CDs in such a tiny box so I dumped all my money into the Sony Walkman with antiskip technology. That product did not work out well for me and I essentially became broke. However, for some reason banks were willing to give me money to buy and flip houses! So I bought a lot of real estate in California and Florida with the intention of selling half to invest in an energy company called Enron and the other half I would hold onto until retirement and sell for huge profit. Well, I dont know how closely you guys follow the real estate market but it took a turn for the worse in 2008 and my Enron stock is not worth too much anymore. So now it seems my life has come full circle. I have returned to bum fighting but am now on team bum. Apparently my face is very punchable and Im getting some attention from my old agent again. However, I am told I need to kick my methamphetamine habit because bum fighting has been purchased by zuffa the owners of UFC and are beginning to drug test. Wish me luck!
Posted on: Wed, 21 May 2014 20:00:34 +0000
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