My child is a klepto. Stole a penguin this morning from local - TopicsExpress



          

My child is a klepto. Stole a penguin this morning from local bookshop (on her fathers watch). Took it back this afternoon. Cue much crying about Pi-Pi (ie Pingu). Had a lovely quick chat to owner, who is old friend. Stupidly stood with back to the display shelf with baby in her sack on my back. Got home and dismounted, only to find Pi-Pi stuffed in her fat little fist again. Shed swiped it while I was otherwise occupied. She steals shit.
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 07:37:22 +0000

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